Only 2 Things

You have only 2 things to worry about,
Either you are sick or you are healthy.

If you are healthy, you have nothing to worry about,
But if you are sick you have 2 things to worry about.

You will get well,or you will die.

If you get well, you have nothing to worry about,
But if you die, you will have 2 things to worry about.

You will go up, or you will go down.

If you go up, there is nothing to worry about,
But if you go down, you will be so busy shaking hands with old friends you won't have time to worry!

- Irish Proverb